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Mark O
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Artist Info
Artist Name Mark O
Location USA > Washington > Seattle
Band Members Solo Artist
Influences the beatles, weezer, the cure
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Credits Mark O guitar and vocals. Faker, He-man, and and Teela are Trademarks of Mattel and use is for satire purposes
Explicit All Ages
Song Info
This song is about Faker, a short-lived villain in He man and the Masters of the Universe. Faker was a robot created by Skeletor that was an exact duplicate of He-man, except he had a hollow, robotic voice. They also made a toy of Faker, except the toy was blue with an orange breastplate and orange sword. I owned a Faker and a He-man toy as a child and often had them battle each other. We've been going back and re-watching the series on the internet and after seeing the Faker episode, I was inspired to write this song. I started out just recording whatever came into my brain that rhymed with Faker, and went back and organized it into a (somewhat) coherent story line. He-man fans: please note that the story is NOT canon, though it borrows from elements in the story.

Song Lyrics
There once was a villain named Faker He had a haircut just like a Quaker And if he wanted a woman he’d just take her Skeletor was his maker He looked just like He-man He did the best he can To defeat him They didn’t treat him very well He got thrown in a pit, And left there to die and now he’s in hell Oh, Faker! You had a crappy maker Heman pulled you from the pit, he was your savior You got some honest work as a leaf raker You moved in with your mom You took Teela to prom You should’ve come home early but you stayed out later Naughy faker You were nice to your mother you didn’t wanna wake her You got her some donuts from the baker Oh faker Awesome faker Your action figure was blue Why did they do that to you But at least on the show They made you caucausian, Maybe a little Asian Oh Faker Cock-Asian Facker You favorite basketball team was the lakers You eat lots of stake-er You wrestle better than the Undertaker Oh my faker! Sexy faker There once was a villain named Faker

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